February 2012
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(Drunken late night) thoughts from a boy.
Quick piece of thought train from a boy for girls. Regarding looking at other girls.
Firstly, you dont know what we are thinking when we look at this other girl. We might be thinking, you know what, that top doesnt accent her boobs well. Or we might be thinking man, thats a really attractive girl, but her bum doesnt hold up to my girls mum, man i love my girls bum, im gonna try to do her doggy...
Oh man…. so im drunk… but the weird thing is im drunk on beer from a pub, tis been a long time since thats happened. And my mummy drove me home, cos she was at the engagement party too. But im drunk in a way that i dont recognise…. normally when i get this kind of drunk im mostly home and able to drift off onto whatever plane my brain takes me. Which makes me question how much of...
Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
BF- Overweight woman, youre just as bad as underweight! Forget about weight, size, BMI etc etc, worry about eating healthy, being active and feeling good. Not about your size and weight!
Just did my numbers for next week, roughly, and im screwed… not even sure ill have enough for all the automatic payments… Anyone need some gardening work done? www.mockgardens.com
Best job for those “bad days”…… dominatrix.
WatchI havent wanted to actually fork out some money for an album this much in a LONG time!
Watch1) Matthew Herbert is brilliant and wonderful
2)Can fuck off! (good intentions gone crazy)
BAck in my day we didnt need “games” like beer pong! We just new how to drink.
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It would be awesome if you guys could help a...
I think I have a problem;
inconnecticut:
bos-n:
I watch FAR too much porn.
There’s no such thing
Its only a problem if its bad porn.
Ripping my sisters Friends dvds…. and watching em from the Pilot! :) It may be sad… but Friends is a great example of plain and simple American style sitcom writing. Not the smartest, not the most ground breaking, but fun simple cliche comedy to watch in the background.
i need to buy some wooden boxes. Like old small crates…
Argh! New comic day! And I can’t afford any! Also, ahhh two many batman titles! :( I’m just gonna have to pic one and stick to it. Or maybe two. Maybe Dark Knight and Legends….
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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rippedfuel replied to your quote: Beards arnt sexy!
Gavin is bitter.
:( Why cant one of my natural talents/abilities be sexy…. oh wait… it is ;)
ROFL I crack me up!!! You probably had to read that my voice though…
“Beards arnt sexy!”
– BobbyFreakout (Who cant grow a decent beard)
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strontiumcapybara replied to your photo: Nope. Still acting like a teenager. (actually…
oh man, I gotta see alan rickman when I’m trying to eat breakfast
Thats not Rickman, thats Snape. And look how sad he looks. nnnaaaawwwww just wanna give him a big hug and tell him to let her go.
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rippedfuel replied to your post: rippedfuel replied to your post: rippedfuel…
Gavin the Wanderer.
Not yet…. but one day! :)
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rippedfuel replied to your post: rippedfuel replied to your post: rippedfuel…
I’ll come up with something more fitting then.
Gavin the Great :)
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rippedfuel replied to your post: rippedfuel replied to your post: The best thing…
Can I start calling you Gandalf?
No because i can grow a beard and id prefer it if you didnt bring up my downfalls :(
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rippedfuel replied to your post: The best thing about tumblr is seeing all the…
you forgot your walking stick grandpa P
Thats out in the shed! I havent completely finished it yet. Its a hiking stick more than an old man stick though.
The best thing about tumblr is seeing all the young kids acting like i used to :)
Two letters in the mailbox, both for me, both for things that have already been delt with. WASTE OF PAPER!